Run! There’s an Emu loose!

There was an emu running loose in Clay Township, Ill. It had been evading animal control officers, cops, and bird watchers for days. Go ahead and laugh while you can. Because if you’re ever cornered by one of these flightless birds native to Australia, you’re toast! The emu is a viscous beast that needs to be feared by all. Its talons can disembowel you so fast your steaming guts will hit the